Wake the Lakes “DIMWIT-ZZZZ-DUMB for the Day”

Wake the Lakes “DIMWIT-ZZZZ-DUMB for the Day”

August 18, 2022 Wake the Lakes 0

–Vampires are always remarkably well-groomed given their inability to use mirrors

–Dusting can be either adding or removing dust.

–A scarecrow is also a scarehuman IF it is unexpectedly encountered.

–An unscientific survey found that waterpark urinals are used less than any other urinals.

–Goosebumps are most likely just gibberish in braille.

–The entire chore of folding clothes wouldn’t exist if wrinkled clothes were fashionable.

–The only reason you know you forgot something is because you remember not remembering it.