Wake the Lakes “DIMWIT-ZZZZ-DUMB for the Day” 4-27-23

–Aluminum foil is technically sheet metal.
–It’s kind of amazing that companies who make our phones don’t charge us to charge them yet.
–With the rise of true wireless earbuds, undercover agents have it much easier to stay inconspicuous.
–Most people don’t notice when you do housework, but when you don’t do it, everybody notices.
–It’s pretty amazing how many Ouija board ghosts are fluent and literate in English.
–Being alive is basically just being in an endless conversation with yourself.
–Having to attend a wedding you don’t want to attend is worse than having to go to a funeral. At least at the funeral, you don’t have to pretend you’re happy to be there.
–Jello starts out as a fun, innocent treat for kids, then it goes through crazy college party years, and eventually ends up in hospitals and senior living homes.
–People who are bad at spelling probably have more secure passwords.
–Glasses require your ears and your nose to do your eyes a favor.
–You know coffee is a big deal when millions of people have a table dedicated for it and some don’t even drink coffee.