Wake the Lakes DIMWIT-ZZZZ-DUMB for the Day

–People who are larger have more skin. Making them, technically,  “skinnier.”

–What if dogs lick us because they know we have bones inside?

–If a morgue worker dies, they will have to go back to work one more time.

–The banana used to be the food that most looked like a phone. Now it’s the pop tart.

–Someone’s mom could be using you as a bad example for their kids!

–Pavlov probably thought about feeding his dogs every time someone rang a bell.

–If someone tells you a plot point for a story in advance, it’s a spoiler. But if the author does it, it’s foreshadowing.

–Your password has probably locked you out more times than it has locked other people out.