“Wake the Lakes DIMWIT-ZZZZ-DUMB for the Day” 4-20-23

–It takes more muscles to frown than to smile. But if you’re reading sadness on my face, I’m probably not that concerned with muscular efficiency.
–Whiteboards are remarkable.
–You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving — you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
–It’s a shame that if a negative person meets another negative person, they don’t become positive together.
–Social media has really reduced the need for secret societies.
–When millennials become senior citizens, dial-up internet will be their version of walking 20 miles in the snow just to get to school.
–Climbing down Mount Everest has been done by fewer people than climbing up.
–Wisdom teeth are not worthless, as they provide oral surgeons with a steady stream of income.
–Formula 1 drivers get paid to drive a billboard fast enough that no one can read anything on it.
–The speed at which you go from 60 to 0 is so much more important than 0 to 60.