Wake the Lakes “DIMWIT-ZZZ-DUM” for Thursday 8-24-23

–Starbucks isn’t really that expensive when you consider what Victoria’s Secret charges per cup.
–McDonald’s has sold more Macs than Apple
–A shark mistaking a human for a seal is like a human mistaking an oatmeal raisin cookie for chocolate chip.
–There’s probably a zebra out there that can be scanned as a valid barcode.
–The Supreme Court’s job must have been a lot easier when James Madison was still alive and they could just ask him what he was trying to say in the Constitution.
–Rock from the planet Mars: $0.25. Shipping & handling: $200,000,000
–Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot to owe but not a lot to have.
–At some undetermined time in our lives, our response to pain switches from crying to swearing.
–If you’re living without having studied anatomy or medicine you’re actually using your body without reading its user manual.
–Attractive people with bad vision look great and don’t look great at the same time.
–For a large part of history, humans had collision detection and avoidance, and self-driving capabilities for drunk and sleepy situations. Then they got rid of the horse.
–You can answer a door but you can’t question a door.
–Donating a kidney makes you a hero. Donating 5 makes you a suspect.
–Once you pass a certain age, people stop referring to you as ‘good-looking’ and start telling you that you’re ‘looking good’
–Amazon delivers the Amazon rainforest to customers one cardboard box at a time.