Wake the Lakes “DIMWIT-ZZZ-DUM” for the Week 11-9-23

–Peer pressure as an adult is seeing your neighbor mow or rake their lawn.
–Monkeys just pretend to be less intelligent than humans so they can avoid paying taxes and going on a job search.
–“To be old and wise, you need to first be young and stupid.”
–You can’t get on the same page with someone who has a different book.
–Transitional age is when during a hot day you don’t know what you want – ice cream or beer.
–Strong people don’t put others down. They lift them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage.
–Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
–There is a new trend in our radio station; everyone is putting names on their food. I saw it yesterday, while I was eating a sandwich named Emmet.
–Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
–Whatever you do, always give 100 %. Unless you are donating blood.
–Hospitality is simply making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.
–Have you heard of the 50-50-90 rule? Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
–One day you’re the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you’re toast.
–Love is telling someone to go to hell and worrying about them getting there safely.
–The reward for a job well done is more work.
–Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.
–With great power comes a great electricity bill. Watt a powerfull message.
–It must be difficult to post inspirational messages on social media when your blood type is B Negative.