Wake the Lakes “DIMWIT-ZZZZ-DUMB for the Day”

–Our brains have been conditioned to think about a dog when Pavlov is mentioned.

–One of the toughest things about being a pro golfer is probably signing golf balls.

–The glass that the Kool-Aid man is made of seems to be stronger than most walls.

–Coffee wakes you up faster if you spill some on yourself.

–By opting to be an organ donor, you guarantee you’ll never accidentally be buried alive.

–People who lack self-awareness are probably happier………….and they’re not even aware of that.

–Without Sherlock Holmes the search icon might be very different.

–The first humans to cook meat were probably shocked by how much better it tasted.

–A game of solitaire is probably one of the slowest ways to sort a deck of cards.

–Whoever invented the button on the driver’s door that disables the windows from going up and down must have been SO annoyed by their kids.

–Alarms are probably the most hated things… You hate them when they work, you hate them when they don’t.

–If you die at the top of a water slide, the park employees will probably debate how to properly move your body.