Wake the Lakes DIMWIT-ZZZZ-DUMB for the Day

-Interesting, isn’t it, that the term”take out” refers to food, romantic dating, and assassination.

-Are those who sneeze the most blessed?

-Mielke wants to know why we “write down” (Let me write that down.) and “type up” (Hey, I’ll type that up for you)?

-I wonder how many animals’ backs did we humans have to jump on until we found that horses are OK with it.

-Do clothes in China just say, “Made down the road?”

-Why aren’t iPhone chargers just called “Apple Juice”? (Wait…there’s more) If Apple made a car, would it still have windows?

-Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.

-If you’re no longer covered by your parent’s health insurance, your manufacturer’s warranty is over.