Moron Lawbreaker for the Week 

When applying for a job with the local sheriff’s office, one should make sure they are qualified for the job… and not be a fugitive from justice.

27-year-old Zyeama Johnson of New Jersey applied for a security guard job with the Hudson County Sheriff’s Office. Officers conducted a routine background check and saw that she had multiple outstanding warrants for failing to appear in court on both fraud and traffic charges. A detective then came down and placed her under arrest. A subsequent search of her home found her in possession of stolen credit cards, which added an additional criminal charge to her record.