Tag: Moron Lawbreaker of the Week

Wake the Lakes “Moron Lawbreaker of the Week” 1-23-24

An “armed and dangerous” thief has been breaking into the homes of the women he was stalking — and even took the time to rearrange one of his victim’s furniture, Idaho police said. Jacob Smart, 38, was named Thursday as the man they had been hunting over the last several months for carrying out a…
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January 24, 2024 0

Wake the Lakes “Moron Lawbreaker of the Week” 1-16-24

A Colorado crook carrying thousands of dollars of stolen merchandise walked right into the police’s hands after he was caught trying to use an Uber as a getaway car, cops said.  The bungling burglar was ransacking a plumbing store in the Denver suburbs last week when he called a rideshare driver to pick him up. …
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January 16, 2024 0

Wake the Lakes “Moron Lawbreaker of the Week” 1-9-24

A man crashed his car outside a Bass Pro Shop in Alabama, stripped down to his birthday suit and plunged into the giant aquarium inside the store, police said. The ordeal happened last Thursday night in front of shocked shoppers in the town just outside Birmingham, Leeds Police Chief Paul Irwin said. The 42-year-old Alabama…
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January 9, 2024 0

Moron Lawbreaker of the Week 1-2-24

A Florida man wanted by the cops tried to throw them off his trail by placing a big sign outside his house, reading: “Johnny Yates does NOT live here!!” It didn’t work. Yates, 41, who was wanted by the Polk County Sheriff’s Office on aggravated battery, false imprisonment and tampering charges, was eventually locked up.…
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January 2, 2024 0

Wake the Lakes “Moron Lawbreaker of the Week” 12-12-23

A convicted felon in three different Florida counties eluded law enforcement for most of November, but authorities tracked her down recently, hiding in her own home. A local Florida television station reports that the Citrus County Sheriff’s Office had been searching for 39-year-old Stacy Usher, who, according to its Nov. 8 Facebook post, “has a…
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December 13, 2023 0

Wake the Lakes “Moron Lawbreaker of the Week” 12-5-23

Woman Arrested After Leaving Bag Of Meth At Convenience Store And Coming Back To Look For It:(Lincoln, NE ) — A woman is under arrest and charged with possession of almost 400 grams of methamphetamine in Lincoln, Nebraska. Police say they were called to a convenience store after a woman, later identified as Merry Bills,…
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December 5, 2023 0

Wake the Lakes “Moron Lawbreaker of the Week” 11-28-23

Man Arrested After Destroying $100,000 Worth Of Property With Baseball Bat:(Yuba City, CA) — A man was arrested Tuesday afternoon for allegedly trashing a Yuba City, California Target store with a baseball bat. Police say Macio Banilla, who was fired earlier in the day from the store, caused at least one-hundred-thousand dollars damage during his…
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November 28, 2023 0

Wake the Lakes “Moron Lawbreaker of the Week” 11-21-23

Don’t drive drunk. And especially don’t drive drunk to the county jail to bail-out your friend who was just arrested for drunk driving. Authorities in Washburn County, Washington say a local man learned that lesson the hard way Saturday night. The State Patrol arrested Anthony Koprowski in the jail parking lot for OWI (operating while…
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November 21, 2023 0

Wake the Lakes “Moron Lawbreaker of the Week” 11-7-23

(WARNING: Graphic Content) Police are investigating following the arrest of a New Jersey elementary school custodian who is accused of tampering with students’ food using his own bodily fluids.  Police say Giovanni Impellizzeri posted videos of himself using bleach and his bodily fluids on cooking utensils and the students’ food at the Elizabeth More elementary…
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November 7, 2023 0

Wake the Lakes “Moron Lawbreaker of the Week” 10-31-23

Man Pleads Not Guilty To Murder In Iowa Interstate Death:(Poweshiek Co., IA) — The man arrested with a dead body in his car along an Iowa interstate is pleading not guilty to murder charges. 23-year-old Jihad Gasaway is the defendant in the case. Iowa State Patrol troopers and Poweshiek County deputies arrested him after responding…
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October 31, 2023 0