–Dad jokes are where a man’s creative energies go when it is no longer appropriate to use pick up lines. –People who own big houses or apartments will never know the joy of vacuuming the whole house in 5 minutes using one outlet. –Smart TVs aren’t going to be technically smart until they can increase…
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(Windsor, CO) — A Colorado man is fighting with his homeowners association over their demand that he remove an unusual decoration from his lawn. Sean McGarry says he found a toilet sitting in his yard last October in Windsor, near Fort Collins. He found out later that his neighbors had placed the toilet there as…
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“Looks, cooks, tastes and flakes like ordinary fish” … That’s the advertisement for a new plant-based seafood line that’s starting to gain traction in Toronto. New School Foods spent the last three years developing a plant-based salmon that, they say, is as close to the real thing as it gets. The plant-based salmon will even…
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Lakes Area United Way Executive Jon Aga returned to inform the public that non-profit organizations can now apply to be Partner Programs to receive grant funding, members of the public can serve on the Vision Council, Tax Preparation Software is also available from LAUW, and the “Keys for Community” Event on May 11th:
A Florida man was arrested for breaking into a gas station convenience store after cops found his debit card left behind by the cash register. Police in Palm Coast responded to the store after its alarm went off in the middle of the night. They arrived to find the front door unlocked and a debit…
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House of Representatives for District 7A Spencer Igo gave us a Legislative Update, recent action that will impact business in the Northland, recent bills that have passed, and what is coming up in St Paul:
–People must get way less paper cuts than 20 years ago due to the digital age. –Cut too many corners, and you end up going in circles. –Pressing the door lock button on your car’s key fob just once never seems to lock it enough. –Movie theaters are the only entertainment venues where the front…
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In case you need another reminder of why it’s a bad idea to let your young kids use your phone, here it is. Keith Stonehouse of Michigan allowed his six-year-old son Mason to play on his phone before going to bed. A little while later, he received an unexpected food delivery from GrubHub. Then another…
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A 21-year-old Las Vegas man knows that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but Trevyn Hill was actually in Iowa where running naked through a hotel while swinging a toilet plunger will land you in jail. Police in Des Moines say Hill was arrested and charged with assault while displaying a dangerous weapon and…
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