Tag: Wake The Lakes Morning Show

Chicken Wing prices hits lowest number since 2018

Wingin’ It … Here’s a rare food item that’s not going up in price due to inflation — chicken wings! The U.S. Department of Agriculture says that the average wholesale price of a pound of wings fell to $1.68 in July and is expected to go down more when the figures for August are announced.…
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August 19, 2022 0

Wake the Lakes “DIMWIT-ZZZZ-DUMB for the Day”

–Vampires are always remarkably well-groomed given their inability to use mirrors –Dusting can be either adding or removing dust. –A scarecrow is also a scarehuman IF it is unexpectedly encountered. –An unscientific survey found that waterpark urinals are used less than any other urinals. –Goosebumps are most likely just gibberish in braille. –The entire chore…
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August 18, 2022 0

Three Friends Break World Record For Visiting All 50 States in 5-and-a-half days

Three friends broke a world record by visiting all 50 states in about five-and-a-half days. The guys started in Vermont, drove through all the 48 lower states — and then hopped on planes to get to Alaska and Hawaii.  They completed the trip with a final time of five days, 13 hours and 10 minutes. …
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August 18, 2022 0

Weird & Wacky Wednesday: “Emotional Support Goats Cause Emotional Distress”

An Arkansas couple claims they’re unable to enjoy their backyard in peace and quiet because their next door neighbor’s emotional support goats are causing them a lot of emotional distress. Willie Baker shared a post on NextDoor saying that his new neighbors just moved in and brought their two goats which are constantly “screaming” and…
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August 17, 2022 0

Weird & Wacky Wednesday: “Coke Introduces New Flavor”

(Atlanta, GA)  —  Coca-Cola is back with the newest flavor in its “Creations” series.  “Dreamworld” coke is coming to store shelves for a limited time starting August 15th.  The soda giant described the flavor as taking “inspiration from the Technicolor world of dreams” with an added “dash of vibrant flavors” to the base recipe. Coca-Cola’s Creations…
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August 17, 2022 0

Wake The Lakes “Moron Lawbreaker of the Week”

A Utah man is under arrest after he stole an excavator from a construction site and drove it to a nearby supermarket where he dug up the parking lot. Salt Lake City police say the equipment was left running at the construction site when a man jumped in and drove it away. Workers at the…
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August 16, 2022 0