Wake the Lakes “DIMWIT-ZZZ-DUM” for the Week” 7-20-23

–If there are capital letters, why aren’t there capital numbers? I want to be able to yell statistics at people.
–Adding ice cream to your shopping cart immediately starts a timer on your shopping trip.
–Calling yourself an AI artist is almost exactly the same as calling yourself a cook for heating ready-made meals in a microwave.
–Hard to be a baby?? Imagine crying because your feet itch and they just feed you some milk.
–Couples can get anybody to leave them alone if they just start arguing.
–The size of hot tubs is measured in humans.
–People always tell introverts to be more talkative and leave their comfort zones. Yet, no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.
–When you’re a teenager and you watch your parents trying to use technology, that’s how they feel when you try to date.
–A Noise Canceling Toilet would be an AWESOME invention!
–Stop for a minute and realize you are just a 3 pound brain that’s piloting a slab of meat.
–In the phrase “a part,” ‘a’ and ‘part’ are apart. But when ‘a’ and ‘part’ are no longer apart, they become ‘apart.’
–“Photoshop” is the worst skill to list on a dating site.
–If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than before.
–What if Bob Ross was a serial killer and the landscapes he painted were where he hid the bodies.
–You’ve survived 100% of the things you have ever encountered. You’re nailing it. Congratulations!