Wake the Lakes “DIMWIT-ZZZ-DUM for the Week” 9-28-23

–Could glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen…
–I saw a sign the other day that said, ‘Watch for children,’ and thought, ‘That sounds like a fair trade.’
–A Freudian slip is when you mean one thing and mean your mother.
–The man who invented knock-knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
–Geology rocks, but geography’s where it’s at.
–Pollen is what happens when flowers can’t keep it in their plants.
–Are people born with photographic memories, or does it take time to develop?
–Refusing to go to the gym is a form of resistance training.
–A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
–”We have enough youth. How about a Fountain of Smart?”
–”It’s never a good idea to keep both feet firmly on the ground. You’ll have trouble putting on your pants.
–”When you lose the TV controller, it’s always hidden in some remote destination.”
–My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
–Is it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
–There’s a fine line between hyphenated words.
–I think it’s better to have flies in your car and spiders in your house than vice versa.
–The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.
–Where do bad rainbows go? To prism. It’s a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect.