Wake the Lakes “DIMWIT-ZZZZ-DUMB for the Day”

–Let’s take a moment to appreciate that mother-nature not only pre-sliced, but also pre-wrapped oranges.

–Cars should have two horns: one is a “nice” one, the other is a “mean” one.

–A group of squid should be called a squad.

–We say “hair” when referring to lots of it but we say “hairs” when referring to a few.

– Just hypothetically, If I were a serial killer, I would call myself “the suspense” so that the suspense would literally be killing people.

–If you did something like a boss, you’d probably just pay someone else to do it.

–In the last 20 years, I won over $7,300 by not buying a lottery ticket every day.

–Google Earth is good for finding out which of your neighbors has a pool.

–”Supervision” sounds a lot cooler than it really is.

–Technically speaking, wouldn’t your best friend be your worst enemy?