“Wake the Lakes DIMWIT-ZZZZ-DUMB for the Day” 5-18-23

–We always say “There’s plenty of fish in the sea,” but there’s also plenty of trash in the sea.
–Very shortly there will be a generation that doesn’t know that a computer mouse used to have a rollerball inside.
–A circle on a screen can never be a true circle because it is made of square pixels.
–Flat earthers must be afraid that meteorites could hit the earth from underneath.
–Earth is a planet that tells other planets if they are planets or not.
–Spider-Man was lucky to get his powers in a city with large buildings
–It is perfectly rational to look in both directions when crossing a one way street.
–The fact that every screw/valve/twisty thing is “righty tighty, lefty loosey” by default is one of the greatest achievements in human history.
–Let’s all just take a moment and appreciate that our internal organs don’t itch.
–The saying “out of sight, out of mind”, does not apply when you are in your room and catch a glimpse of a spider and then lose it.
–A cactus is just a really aggressive cucumber.
–A cup of water is just a domesticated puddle.
–Hand dryers are a really good way to waste time before you wipe your hands on your pants.
–There’s not enough rap songs about staying home at night and saving money.