Wake the Lakes “DIMWIT-ZZZZ-DUMB for the Day”

–The temperature that encourages us to wear a jacket in the fall is also the temperature that encourages us to stop wearing them in the spring.

–Runners spend a lot of time running just to run for the shortest amount of time possible.

–50% of Canada is the letter ‘a’

–If “womb” is pronounced “woom” and “tomb” is pronounced “toom”, shouldn’t “bomb” be pronounced “boom”?

–A dog made of diamonds would be everyone’s best friend.

–To be called inconsistent, you have to be consistently inconsistent. Making you consistent.

–There should be a superhero called placebo-man. He doesn’t actually have any superpowers at all, He’s just a normal guy that everyone thinks is a superhero.

–The only time the word “incorrectly” isn’t spelled incorrectly is when it’s spelled incorrectly.