Wake the Lakes “Dimwit-ZZZ-Dum” for the Day 6-22-23

–Stairs are surprisingly dangerous for being everywhere.

–Every stairway is a stairway to heaven if you fall down enough of them.

–The cars in the Flintstones were foot-powered because the dinosaurs haven’t gone extinct yet. (A little carbon/fossil fuel humor)

–Lemonade is the only fruit drink where 100% juice is not desirable.

–It’s annoying when we walk through the same morning spider webs over and over again because it gets on us. But from the spider’s point of view, it must be devastating to have a 60 story tall Titan walk through your home destroying your livelihood and then try to kill you out of rage on a daily basis.

–After the honey was first discovered, there was likely a period where people were taste testing any available slime from insects.

–We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun to not be able to open that drawer.

–Whichever drawer the birthday candles are in is the “junk drawer”.

–Driving safely is less about how you drive, and more about how you predict other people will drive.

–Being a real grown up isn’t cooking a fancy dinner, it’s having a clean kitchen when you go to bed after cooking a fancy dinner.

–We really take for granted that both our legs grow at the same time and at the same rate.

–Teaching is just brains telling other brains how to be better brains.

–A knee is a really big knuckle.

–When we want another person’s thoughts, we say “penny for your thoughts.” When we offer up our own, we say “putting my two cents in.” Sooo, we value our own opinion twice as much.

–Is a bath relaxing for Michael Phelps, or does he just feel like he is at work?

–One day you’re young and eating hot wings, the next day you have a favorite flavor of Tums.