Wake the Lakes “Moron Lawbreaker of the Week” 8-29-23

Recently, Lauderdale County Deputies in Alabama conducted a traffic stop on Hwy 157 just north of Underwood. It was determined that the driver, Timothy Nolen, age 45, had a revoked license. His vehicle was to be impounded per policy. During the incident, though, Nolen kept mentioning the hamburger sitting in his car, and how hungry he was, and how he just wanted to eat his hamburger. Cops retrieved the burger, but before giving it to Mr. Nolen they performed a burger search. Unfortunately, the burger contained more than lettuce and pickles. Deputies retrieved a small bag of Methamphetamine. He was charged with: Unlawful Possession Controlled Substance, Driving while Revoked and a Switched Tag.