Wake the Lakes “DIMWIT-ZZZ-DUM for the Week” 1-18-24
–First and foremost, waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.–I think this generation will have to go into separate rooms and text each other to best work out their problems.–When you write the letter “u” instead of spelling out “y–o–u”, what do you do with all the time you save?–Retirement is the time in…
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Wake the Lakes “Moron Lawbreaker of the Week” 1-16-24
A Colorado crook carrying thousands of dollars of stolen merchandise walked right into the police’s hands after he was caught trying to use an Uber as a getaway car, cops said. The bungling burglar was ransacking a plumbing store in the Denver suburbs last week when he called a rideshare driver to pick him up. …
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Wake the Lakes “DIMWIT-ZZZ-DUM for the Week” 1-11-24
–The major thing group projects taught us in school was that you had to do extra work to pick up the slack of others.–Egyptian babies didn’t know that one day their Daddy would become a Mummy.–Whomever put the “S” in fastfood is marketing genius.–A stock market crash is worse than a divorce, you lose half…
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Wake the Lakes “Weird and Wacky Wednesday” 1-10-24
U.S. House candidate Mayra Flores got caught up in a sticky situation on Wednesday when it became apparent that the Mexican-born politician has been ripping and reposting photos of Mexican food from other online accounts, all while claiming it as her own cooking. The Texas Republican, who is running again for the seat she previously…
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Wake the Lakes “Moron Lawbreaker of the Week” 1-9-24
A man crashed his car outside a Bass Pro Shop in Alabama, stripped down to his birthday suit and plunged into the giant aquarium inside the store, police said. The ordeal happened last Thursday night in front of shocked shoppers in the town just outside Birmingham, Leeds Police Chief Paul Irwin said. The 42-year-old Alabama…
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Wake the Lakes Morning Show: Weird and Wacky Wednesday 1-3-24
A woman is suing Hershey after she unwrapped a Reese’s Halloween Peanut Butter cup without its signature “cute pumpkin face.” Cynthia Kelly expected the pumpkin-shaped chocolate to have a jack-o-lantern face carved onto it the way it’s pictured on the wrapper. Instead, it was a plain pumpkin-shaped candy. Kelly filed a lawsuit against the maker…
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