A Florida man wanted by the cops tried to throw them off his trail by placing a big sign outside his house, reading: “Johnny Yates does NOT live here!!” It didn’t work. Yates, 41, who was wanted by the Polk County Sheriff’s Office on aggravated battery, false imprisonment and tampering charges, was eventually locked up.…
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–A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.–The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.–”I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing… except when you’re at a funeral.–Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if…
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A convicted felon in three different Florida counties eluded law enforcement for most of November, but authorities tracked her down recently, hiding in her own home. A local Florida television station reports that the Citrus County Sheriff’s Office had been searching for 39-year-old Stacy Usher, who, according to its Nov. 8 Facebook post, “has a…
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Hey, It’s the Holiday Season…MORE Christmas Hacks to Get Crafty: –Before you begin, organize your very own craft kit box with all the essentials you’ll need for wrapping and crafting. Stock up on things like tape and ribbon to make sure you have plenty and avoid panic later on. –Don’t ditch old sweaters and jumpers;…
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–Turning your head towards someone requires an oddly specific speed. Too fast or too slow and it’s just weird.–Before social media, all this stuff just stayed in people’s heads…where it probably belonged–No matter how old you are, an empty wrapping paper tube is still fun to bonk someone over the head with.–A 3 day break,…
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—Wasabi: A Japanese study found that the spicy green condiment might improve memory. After three months, the researchers found that the group of people aged 60+ who got wasabi extract at bedtime had “significant” boosts in short- and long-term memory. That’s when compared to people in the same age group who received a placebo. Researchers…
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Woman Arrested After Leaving Bag Of Meth At Convenience Store And Coming Back To Look For It:(Lincoln, NE ) — A woman is under arrest and charged with possession of almost 400 grams of methamphetamine in Lincoln, Nebraska. Police say they were called to a convenience store after a woman, later identified as Merry Bills,…
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Christmas Hacks For A Stress-Free Holiday:–Pick up stray pine needles, or artificial green thingies, with duct tape–Clean dust off tinsel or artificial trees by placing a pair of tights over the nozzle of your vacuum cleaner–Dust fragile tree decorations with a soft paintbrush–Harden tree sap with hand sanitizer , hair spray, or ice before scraping…
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–For the holiday season, If good things come in small packages, then more good things can come in large packages.–If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?–Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.–Be careful…
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