–No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.–Saying “super size it” at the drive-thru doesn’t work when it’s a pharmacy.–Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don’t make sense. Refrigerator.–The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.–Education is important but other…
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An “armed and dangerous” thief has been breaking into the homes of the women he was stalking — and even took the time to rearrange one of his victim’s furniture, Idaho police said. Jacob Smart, 38, was named Thursday as the man they had been hunting over the last several months for carrying out a…
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–First and foremost, waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.–I think this generation will have to go into separate rooms and text each other to best work out their problems.–When you write the letter “u” instead of spelling out “y–o–u”, what do you do with all the time you save?–Retirement is the time in…
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A Colorado crook carrying thousands of dollars of stolen merchandise walked right into the police’s hands after he was caught trying to use an Uber as a getaway car, cops said. The bungling burglar was ransacking a plumbing store in the Denver suburbs last week when he called a rideshare driver to pick him up. …
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–The major thing group projects taught us in school was that you had to do extra work to pick up the slack of others.–Egyptian babies didn’t know that one day their Daddy would become a Mummy.–Whomever put the “S” in fastfood is marketing genius.–A stock market crash is worse than a divorce, you lose half…
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