Wake the Lakes “DIMWIT-ZZZ-DUM for the Week” 2-2-24
–X (formerly known as Twitter) is great if you can’t afford therapy, and it’s also great if you don’t want to get any better.–A plateau is the highest form of flattery.–Mars is the only planet we know is completely inhabited by robots.–It takes two years to learn to speak and sixty to learn to keep…
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“Sweet Stuff for Your Sweetheart” Contest
Starting Monday, January 29th, 2024, through Thursday, February 8th, 2024, we will be giving away a different Valentine-themed prize each day on the Wake the Lakes Morning Show. Be caller six (when we tell you) at 218-828-9994 around 7:20 each of those weekday mornings…and you win! Thanks to our sponsors: McGregor Lanes Cub Foods…
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Wake the Lakes “DIMWIT-ZZZ-DUM for the Week” 1-25-24
–No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.–Saying “super size it” at the drive-thru doesn’t work when it’s a pharmacy.–Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don’t make sense. Refrigerator.–The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.–Education is important but other…
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Wake the Lakes “Moron Lawbreaker of the Week” 1-23-24
An “armed and dangerous” thief has been breaking into the homes of the women he was stalking — and even took the time to rearrange one of his victim’s furniture, Idaho police said. Jacob Smart, 38, was named Thursday as the man they had been hunting over the last several months for carrying out a…
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