Wake the Lakes “DIMWIT-ZZZ-DUM for the Week” 8-3-23

–Our faces are the end product of thousands of people who loved each others’ faces.
–People who sleep naked are clearly not afraid of mosquitos.
–There will be many fossils of dinosaur plastic toys one day.
–Unclipped toenails drive sock sales.
–A dog made of diamonds would be everyone’s best friend.
–Working from home is a very, very bad thing if you happen to be a firefighter.
–The nice thing about using a bathroom stall at a bowling alley is that nobody can tell who you are by your shoes.
–Having Facebook, there’s no need to have high school reunions because you already know what people are up to and you still don’t care.
–The best way to be passive aggressive is to order a “Worst Trophy Shop” trophy from a trophy shop and then NEVER pick it up.
– Math teachers help the world by creating problems.
–It was a missed opportunity not calling veterinarians “dogtors.”
–When a woman says “5 minutes”, think 5 minutes left in the fourth quarter and both teams still have all their timeouts.
–Since matter cannot be created nor destroyed, we just move stuff around until we die.
–If science ever proves that plants have feelings, vegans are going to be in a tough spot.