Wake the Lakes: “DIMWIT-ZZZZ-DUMB for the Day”

–The meaning of life… is in the dictionary.

–The fact that bodies decompose and rot after they die just shows how much our bodies do to keep us alive from contaminates.

–The word “Fat” looks like someone just took a bite out of the first letter of the word “Eat.”

–Old TV static was a lot scarier for horror movies than seeing “HDMI 1 not connected’.

–Bill Gates’ kids have never had the experience of trying to walk their parents through something simple on the computer.

– Smelling is just breathing normally and thinking about it more.

–The seashore is the worst possible location for Sally to sell seashells.

–Relationships are the pro versions of friendships that suddenly allow more features, but also now there are monthly costs involved.

–People who use anti-aging creams must have the youngest looking fingertips on Earth.

–Milk is the only bodily fluid that we are allowed to drink in front of everyone.