Wake the Lakes DIMWIT-ZZZZ-DUMB for the Day

–Adult peer pressure is hearing your neighbor mowing their lawn, so you decide you better mow, too.

–Someone who says “I’ll be there in 6 minutes” will normally arrive before someone who says “I will be there in 5 minutes”.

–If aliens do come to earth, we will have to explain why we made dozens of movies in which we fight and kill them.

–It’s sad that having real ingredients in food products is a selling point.

–Cemeteries would be way more interesting if they put the cause of death on the headstone.

–History classes are only going to get longer and harder as time goes on.

–Humans are really bad at recharging, it takes about an 8 hour charge for 16 hours of use.

–Tobacco companies should be leading in the search for a cancer cure. The day after a cure is found, sales of cigarettes are going to go up by about 500,000% from the millions of those that quit previously for health or longevity reasons.