“Wake the Lakes” DIMWIT-ZZZZ-DUMB for the Day” 5-11-23

–Did ya ever notice that people squint their eyes to hear better and turn down their music to see better.

–People who exercise regularly and live healthy lifestyles have a 100% chance of dying.

–Maybe superheroes wear capes to hide the zipper on the back of their onesie.

–Light bulbs were such a good idea that they became the symbol for a good idea.

–It’s OK to kick a pregnant woman…as long as it’s from the inside.

–Darth Vader is so famous people recognize him simply by breathing.

–If humans naturally had horns, we’d probably have to shave them down to a socially acceptable length.

–Noah (the other one) must have really trusted those two termites that were on the Ark.

–Procrastinating is easier done than said.

–You can literally add insult to injury when signing someone’s cast.

–’Where’s Waldo?’ would be much scarier if Waldo was the one searching for you.

–Being an adult is letting someone win an argument just in order to save everyone’s time.

–Before social media, all that crap just stayed in people’s heads.

–No matter how old you are, an empty wrapping paper tube is still fun to bonk someone over the head with.