Wake the Lakes Morning Show “DIMWIT-ZZZZ-DUMB for the Day” 9-29-22

–Every word in every language started out as gibberish until one person convinced enough people what they said was a real word

–While we sleep our brain makes up stories and then gets scared of them

–Maybe the urinals were invented when a tall guy walked by a sink and thought “why not?”

–Half an inch doesn’t seem like much until you sit down on a toilet with the seat up.

–Eye drops are technically blinker fluid

–If there was an award for the most skeptic person, the most skeptic person might not accept the award.

–Friends were once strangers you decided you liked more than other strangers so you kept them around.

–Only at a vending machine is it bad news that every bill in your wallet is a 20.

–It’s interesting that a food with over 700 mg of sodium per serving can still advertise itself as having no preservatives, even though salt has been used as a preservative for thousands of years.

–Circles are circular, rectangles are rectangular, but squares aren’t squarular.