Wake The Lakes Moron Lawbreaker for the Week:  “Scottish Man ‘accidentally’ robs son at ATM”

A Scottish man totally blew his shot at Father of the Year honors by “accidentally” robbing his own son at knifepoint at an ATM.  The 45-year-old, whose name has not been released, was allegedly masked and gloved when he sneaked up on the 17-year-old victim, who’d just withdrawn ten pounds (roughly 12 bucks) from the machine, and held a knife to his throat. According to a police report, the boy identified his father from his voice and his eyes and asked “Are you serious? Do you know who this is?,” only to have his dad say “I don’t give an [eff] who you are.”  When officers tracked the man to his home, he initially denied being involved in the crime, but then admitted to it, saying he was “desperate.” But, he later stated: “I didn’t know it was him at the cash machine, I done it, I will do the time for it.”