Wake the Lakes “Weird and Wacky Wednesday” 11-8-23

People are Defecating in Line While Waiting for Rides at Disney Theme Parks

(Anaheim, CA)  —  Waiting in line for a popular ride at a Disney theme park can take upwards of 90 minutes. For some guests, that’s just too long to hold out. So long that people are reportedly defecating while in line. That’s according to several references on social media and backed up by a recent book written by former Disney theme park custodians. According to the book, “Cleaning the Kingdom: Insider Tales of Keeping Walt’s Dream Spotless,” it’s not just parents letting their kids go right there on the cement, it’s adults. And, they say it happens so often that Disney Resorts has implemented a protocol that allows a guest to flag down a cast member who will wait in line for them until they return from a restroom.

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