“Wake the Lakes” DIMWIT-ZZZZ-DUMB for the Day”

–Earth is like someone who knows exactly where to stand next to a bonfire.

–The Swiss must have been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a wine bottle corkscrew on their army knife.

–It kinda makes sense that the target audience for fidget spinners lost interest in them so quickly.

–The Olympics is the only time when you hear ‘Great execution by North Korea’ and it seems okay.

–If Apple manufactured clothing they’d probably have all the belt loops on their jeans a different size than normal, so you’d also have to buy an Apple Belt.

–The letter W starts with a D

–Hair and nails aren’t gross until they’re off your body.

–We had man on the moon (1969) before the wheels on a suitcase (1970)