Wake The Lakes Moron Lawbreaker for the Week: “Canadian Woman Armed with Firecracker Wanted A Pizza”

A Canadian woman was arrested after going to some unbelievable lengths to get a pizza.  Police in Winnipeg, Alberta say the 31-year-old walked into a restaurant holding a firecracker and demanded pizza. Workers refused to serve her and she responded by lighting the firecracker inside the restaurant. Luckily no one was hurt. But in the commotion, she managed to steal a pizza and run out to the street where she hopped into a taxi. The cab driver told her to get out, and as he stepped out of the car to open her door, the woman jumped into the driver’s seat and drove off, dragging the driver about 30 feet. He sustained upper body injuries and was taken to the hospital. Meanwhile, cops later located the woman driving the stolen cab and followed her until she ultimately crashed it into a snowbank. She attempted to run on foot but was stopped by officers. She was arrested and charged with robbery and possession of a weapon.