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–Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. –You’ll always stay young if you live honestly, eat slowly, sleep sufficiently, work industriously, worship faithfully and lie about your age. –When tempted to fight fire with fire, always remember The…
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A Pennsylvania mummy is finally getting a proper burial after 128 years. The mummified man known as Stoneman Willie has been on display at a funeral home in Reading since 1895. Auman’s Funeral Home says the unidentified man died of kidney failure at the local jail, and was accidentally mummified by a mortician experimenting with…
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Local veterans, Mark Persons and Jeff McArthur, provide us with information regarding the “Voice of Democracy” and “Patriot’s Pen” patriotic writing competitions for students. Deadline for submission is October 31, 2023 and more details can be obtained at BrainerdVFW.org.
A man is due in court this week accused of stealing a Border Patrol gun and ammunition to prepare for a zombie apocalypse. Austin Giger, 30, of Tigard, Oregon, crossed into Canada before breaking into a U.S. border post. When caught loading up with weapons and ammunition, he claimed to be a Border Patrol agent…
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–Use a soup ladle to transfer paint from its paint container to wherever. They are cheap to buy and super easy to clean, and there’s zero mess.–Alternate the orientation of the glasses in your cabinet, you can pack them tighter and get about a third of your cabinet space back.”–When having to move and to…
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Erik Flowers, Crow Wing County Veterans Service Officer, describes the benefits and assistance veterans may be eligible for, especially as needs arise during the upcoming winter season. He also talks about the importance of “Intent to Files” and what to expect regarding claims processing.
–Could glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen…–I saw a sign the other day that said, ‘Watch for children,’ and thought, ‘That sounds like a fair trade.’–A Freudian slip is when you mean one thing and mean your mother.–The man who invented knock-knock jokes should get a no bell prize.–Geology rocks, but geography’s…
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