Tag: Moron Lawbreaker of the Week

Wake the Lakes “Moron Lawbreaker of the Week” 10-24-23

Woman Allegedly Steals Kia From Dealership To Drive To Stripper Interview:If you need a car and don’t have one, there are countless options including friends, family, Lyft, and Uber. However, if you’re morally flexible, there are a few more alternatives. 20-year-old Kasia Shelton allegedly went the latter route as authorities say she stole a 2013…
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October 24, 2023 0

Wake the Lakes “Moron Lawbreaker of the Week” 10-17-23

Juvenile Paid With Pot For Babysitting Two individuals are facing charges in Scottsville, Kentucky after being accused of giving a minor marijuana in exchange for watching their children. The Scottsville Police Department says it received a call on Aug. 18 to respond to Court Street to assist the Department for Community Based Services regarding a…
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October 17, 2023 0

Wake the Lakes “Moron Lawbreaker(s) of the Week” 10-10-23

Rent-a-Hitman is a parody website, but its fake customer-service awards and customer testimonials have convinced more than a few people to submit legitimate requests for an assassin, leading to at least 30 arrests. The latest to fall for the ruse is apparently Jazmin Paez, an 18-year-old Florida woman whose alleged request for a hitman was…
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October 10, 2023 0

Wake the Lakes “Moron Lawbreaker of the Week” 10-3-23

A man is due in court this week accused of stealing a Border Patrol gun and ammunition to prepare for a zombie apocalypse. Austin Giger, 30, of Tigard, Oregon, crossed into Canada before breaking into a U.S. border post. When caught loading up with weapons and ammunition, he claimed to be a Border Patrol agent…
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October 3, 2023 0

Wake the Lakes “Moron Lawbreaker of the Week” 9-12-23

An Australian alleged arsonist in Melbourne’s south-east was caught with live ducklings in his underwear, police say.  The 31-year-old man of no fixed address was arrested recently after 12 fires were reported across the Park Lane, Frankston area over a weekend.  The small fires included blazes in a loading dock, behind a school, in a…
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September 12, 2023 0

Wake the Lakes “Moron Lawbreaker of the Week” 9-5-23

Six people have been convicted and sentenced in New York for stealing more than $3 million worth of cash, cars, and merchandise in a string of crimes because they repeatedly posted photos of themselves on social media with the stolen goods – sitting in just-stolen cars, holding wads of just-stolen cash, with no mask covering…
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September 5, 2023 0

Wake The Lakes Moron Lawbreaker for the Week: “Florida Man Drives 100MPH To Get To Taco Bell Job Interview”

(Palm Springs, FL)  —  A Florida man who was pulled over for driving 100-miles-an-hour says he was speeding because he was trying to get his girlfriend to a job interview at Taco Bell.  Arrest records say 22-year-old Jevon Jackson had three kids in the back of his black Mercedes when he was pulled over in…
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March 28, 2023 0

Wake The Lakes Moron Lawbreaker for the Week:  “Scottish Man ‘accidentally’ robs son at ATM”

A Scottish man totally blew his shot at Father of the Year honors by “accidentally” robbing his own son at knifepoint at an ATM.  The 45-year-old, whose name has not been released, was allegedly masked and gloved when he sneaked up on the 17-year-old victim, who’d just withdrawn ten pounds (roughly 12 bucks) from the…
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March 14, 2023 0

Wake The Lakes Moron Lawbreaker for the Week:  “Drug dealing Ice Cream Truck pulled over for expired tags, no brake lights”

(Slidell, LA)  — A Louisiana woman is under arrest for allegedly selling drugs out of her ice cream truck.  The cops in suburban New Orleans pulled over the converted school bus this week for expired tags and no brake lights. Inside, they found melted ice cream in the freezer and a huge stash of meth. …
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March 7, 2023 0

Wake The Lakes Moron Lawbreaker for the Week: “Locksmith accidentally involved in car theft”

What’s the key to a successful auto theft? Getting a locksmith to make a key for the vehicle you’re trying to steal.  According to Sean Coffee, who was shocked to find his blue F-350 missing from a parking garage near Houston’s Hobby airport, that’s just what happened prior to it being stolen. Coffee says that…
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February 28, 2023 0