Tag: Wake The Lakes Morning Show

Wake the Lakes “DIMWIT-ZZZ-DUM for the Week” 12-7-23

–Turning your head towards someone requires an oddly specific speed. Too fast or too slow and it’s just weird.–Before social media, all this stuff just stayed in people’s heads…where it probably belonged–No matter how old you are, an empty wrapping paper tube is still fun to bonk someone over the head with.–A 3 day break,…
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December 7, 2023 0

Wake the Lakes “Weird and Wacky Wednesday” 12-6-23

—Wasabi: A Japanese study found that the spicy green condiment might improve memory. After three months, the researchers found that the group of people aged 60+ who got wasabi extract at bedtime had “significant” boosts in short- and long-term memory. That’s when compared to people in the same age group who received a placebo. Researchers…
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December 6, 2023 0

Wake the Lakes “Moron Lawbreaker of the Week” 12-5-23

Woman Arrested After Leaving Bag Of Meth At Convenience Store And Coming Back To Look For It:(Lincoln, NE ) — A woman is under arrest and charged with possession of almost 400 grams of methamphetamine in Lincoln, Nebraska. Police say they were called to a convenience store after a woman, later identified as Merry Bills,…
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December 5, 2023 0

Wake the Lakes “Life Hacks for the Week” 12-4-23

Christmas Hacks For A Stress-Free Holiday:–Pick up stray pine needles, or artificial green thingies, with duct tape–Clean dust off tinsel or artificial trees by placing a pair of tights over the nozzle of your vacuum cleaner–Dust fragile tree decorations with a soft paintbrush–Harden tree sap with hand sanitizer , hair spray, or ice before scraping…
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December 4, 2023 0

Wake the Lakes “DIMWIT-ZZZ-DUM for the Week” 11-30-23

–For the holiday season, If good things come in small packages, then more good things can come in large packages.–If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?–Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.–Be careful…
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December 1, 2023 0

Wake the Lakes “Weird and Wacky Wednesday” 11-29-23

A Disneyland guest is facing charges after stripping naked on the “It’s A Small World” attraction. Local authorities escorted the guest off the Anaheim, California property Sunday afternoon. Disneyland Resort officials told Deadline the guest got off the ride while it was in motion and park operators stopped it when they found out about the…
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November 29, 2023 0

Wake the Lakes “Moron Lawbreaker of the Week” 11-28-23

Man Arrested After Destroying $100,000 Worth Of Property With Baseball Bat:(Yuba City, CA) — A man was arrested Tuesday afternoon for allegedly trashing a Yuba City, California Target store with a baseball bat. Police say Macio Banilla, who was fired earlier in the day from the store, caused at least one-hundred-thousand dollars damage during his…
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November 28, 2023 0

Wake the Lakes “Life Hacks for the Week” 11-27-23

Holiday Hacks That Will Make Christmas So Much Less Stressful:–Give your Christmas lights a metallic glow by spray-painting the chord with gold or silver paint. Just be sure to follow the directions so you don’t ruin the lights and avoid spraying into the actual bulb socket.–Fill a decorative glass vase with a leftover toilet paper…
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November 27, 2023 0