Tag: Wake The Lakes Morning Show

NASA To Crash Spacecraft Into Asteroid

(Washington, DC)  —  NASA is set to purposely crash a spacecraft into an asteroid Monday.  The so-called “Double Asteroid Redirection Test” or “DART” will test whether it’s possible to deflect a space rock on a collision course with Earth.  The over 500-foot asteroid known as Dimorphos poses no threat to the planet, but scientists are…
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September 26, 2022 0

Aitkin County Economic Development on September 23rd Community Connection

Aitkin County Economic Development Coordinator Mark Jeffers joined the show to give updates on the Communication Project help “brand” Aitkin County, the Community Grant and Child Care Grant Programs, and the newsletter that provides need to know information:


September 23, 2022 0

“Wake the Lakes” DIMWIT-ZZZZ-DUMB for the Day”

–Earth is like someone who knows exactly where to stand next to a bonfire. –The Swiss must have been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a wine bottle corkscrew on their army knife. –It kinda makes sense that the target audience for fidget spinners lost interest in them so quickly. –The…
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September 22, 2022 0

Weird and Wacky Wednesday: “Man walks into DQ with gun to give political rant”

A Pennsylvania man is facing multiple felony charges after he walked into a Dairy Queen with a handgun and said he wanted to restore Donald Trump as president.  Usually people go to Dairy Queen and just order a Blizzard, but 61-year-old Jan Stawovy had a much more unattainable request. It was also clear that he…
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September 21, 2022 0

Weird and Wacky Wednesday: “Minnesota Twins win domain name battle from Miller Twins”

The Minnesota Twins finally own Twins.com after 25 years of battling with twin brothers Durland and Darvin Miller. The Millers registered the domain name in 1995, three years before the league claimed MajorLeagueBaseball.com and five years before the league registered MLB.com. MLB and the Millers have had legal tussles over the domain name for years,…
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September 21, 2022 0

FDA Warns Not To Try TikTok NyQuil Chicken Recipe

(Washington, DC)  —  The FDA is warning TikTok users not to try a recipe that has gone viral.  The feds say NyQuil-marinated chicken, or “Sleepy chicken” as it’s called, is dangerous and potentially deadly.  The FDA says cooking the medicine makes it more powerful and can change its properties.  They add that inhaling the vapors…
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September 21, 2022 0

Wake the Lakes Moron Lawbreaker for the Week: “Man Set Fire to 14 Cars Over Pressure to Have Kids”

A man in China was charged with multiple counts of car arson. The 31-year-old suspect torched 14 parked vehicles. He told authorities he started his car arson spree because family members had been criticizing him for not conceiving a child despite his years of marriage. He told authorities he was riding a bike on his…
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September 20, 2022 0

Monday’s Lifehack of the Week: Surprising Uses For Household Items That Will Help You Save Some Money

–Use Vinegar to make your puppy’s coat really shine. Just mix a cup of the white distilled variety with one quart of water, then rub down its coat with your hands. –If you’re well-stocked in the olive oil department, you’ll be glad to know that Rachel Ray’s favorite kitchen staple is also great as a…
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September 19, 2022 0

Aitkin County Soil and Water Conservation District talk Expo and Forestry on September 16th Community Connection

Janet Smude and Kaysie Maleski of the Aitkin County Soil and Water Conservation District talk the Healthy Lake, Healthy Land Expo on September 17th in Isle and Forest Stewardship plans:


September 16, 2022 0

Wake the Lakes DIMWIT-ZZZZ-DUMB for the Day

–Adult peer pressure is hearing your neighbor mowing their lawn, so you decide you better mow, too. –Someone who says “I’ll be there in 6 minutes” will normally arrive before someone who says “I will be there in 5 minutes”. –If aliens do come to earth, we will have to explain why we made dozens…
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September 15, 2022 0