Wake the Lakes “DIMWIT-ZZZZ-DUMB for the Day”

–You can’t get in a store and buy clothes if you don’t already own clothes.

–The recipe for success and the recipe for disaster differ by only one ingredient: luck

–Your alarm sound is technically your theme song, since it plays at the start of every episode.

–The youngest picture of you is also the oldest picture of you.

–If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered beef?

–Any bookmark that you pay more than a dollar for is a waste of money, because you could have just used the dollar.

–There are people who have been using phones all their lives without ever hearing a dial tone.

–The only difference between relaxation and boredom is enjoyment.

–Staring deep into someone’s eyes starts to lose its sexiness when it’s your optometrist.

–We often clean our homes when people are coming over so we can maintain the facade (fah-sod) of a clean house that we’ve seen from going to other people’s homes who clean their house to maintain the facade of having a clean house.