Wake the Lakes DIMWIT-ZZZZ-DUMB for the Day

–   Using acronyms as a tool to remember complex information is the brain’s way of compressing data to reduce file size.

–Someone in the future is going to manage to get malware on their cybernetic implant.

–A middle finger is halfway to a peace sign.

–In a thousand years, archaeologists will find tanning beds and think we fried people for punishment.

–Over our lives we all spend thousands of dollars on scented personal products to benefit others because people hate the smell of people.

–Every child is trained by their parents for a world that is one generation out of date.

–Dora calls herself an “explorer,” but travels exclusively through mapped territories.

–The Milky Way could well be the galaxy with the most milk in it.