Wake the Lakes DIMWIT-ZZZZ-DUMB for the Day
–Despite the randomness of things that go into the garbage, it always smells distinctly like garbage
–Auto-correct should have been named more precisely as auto-assume.
–Imagine if spiders were the same weight as dogs – and were just as fond of jumping on you…
–Humans are afraid of being bitten by spiders even though they have more teeth. Spiders are afraid of being stepped on by humans even though they have more legs.
–Most people are buried in suits and stuff so a zombie apocalypse would be a formal event.
–What if oxygen is poisonous and takes 75-100 years to kill us?
–Most people would find licking the inside of a pipe disgusting but wouldn’t think twice about drinking water coming from that same pipe.
–Half an inch doesn’t seem like much until you sit down on a toilet with the seat up.