Wake the Lakes “Weird and Wacky Wednesday” (Two Pack) 9-27-23

Woman Rescued From Outhouse Toilet
(Gaylord, MI) — A Michigan woman is safe after a daring rescue — from an outhouse toilet. State Police said in a statement a woman got stuck while trying to retrieve her Apple Watch she had dropped in the toilet at a park in the town of Gaylord in the Upper Peninsula of the state. In addition to state troopers, first responders from the state Department of Natural Resources and the Otsego County E-M-S were on the scene. The woman was flushed out after the toilet was removed and a strap was used to lift the woman to safety. State Police are urging park-goers not to climb into outhouse toilets.

Florida Woman Accused Of Frozen Chicken Attack
(St. Petersburg, FL) — A Florida woman is being accused of attacking her daughter with a frozen chicken. Court records in St. Petersburg say the incident happened early Monday at the residence of 30-year-old Mary Marquardt. Her daughter told police that Marquardt threw a frozen chicken at her and struck her in the right leg. The affidavit does not say what triggered the alleged attack. Marquardt is facing a domestic battery charge and has been ordered to have no contact with her daughter.