Fifty Lakes Day Celebration 2023
Ann Raph, Committee Member for the Fifty Lakes Day Celebration, gives us the rundown of all the fun that will be happening on Saturday, June 24th, 2023 in Fifty Lakes, MN.
Wake the Lakes “Dimwit-ZZZ-Dum” for the Day 6-22-23
–Stairs are surprisingly dangerous for being everywhere. –Every stairway is a stairway to heaven if you fall down enough of them. –The cars in the Flintstones were foot-powered because the dinosaurs haven’t gone extinct yet. (A little carbon/fossil fuel humor) –Lemonade is the only fruit drink where 100% juice is not desirable. –It’s annoying when…
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Nisswa Chamber of Commerce 6-22-23
Nisswa Chamber of Commerce President, Pam Dorion, tells us about the fun to be had in Nisswa, July 3rd, 2023 during their Nisswa Freedom Days Celebration, Parade and Fireworks.
Pequot Lakes Chamber of Commerce 6-20-23
Nichole Heinen, Pequot Lakes Chamber Director gives us more information about Stars & Stripes Days coming up on July 3rd and 4th and Bean Hole Days in Pequot Lakes July 18th and 19th, 2023.
Wake the Lakes “Moron Lawbreaker of the Week” 6-20-23
An Illinois man is recovering from a gunshot wound in his leg and is also facing firearm charges after he told police he accidentally shot himself in his sleep while dreaming that somebody was breaking into his home. Police responded to a call about a person with a gunshot wound and found 62-year-old Mark Dicara…
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Brainerd Lions Club 6-19-23
Nancy Cross, President Elect of the Brainerd Lions Club, previews their upcoming miniature golf fundraiser for area service dogs in Mid-September.
Wake the Lakes “Life Hacks for the Week” 6-19-23
–Pineapple Hack: After removing the rind but before you core and chop it, rub kosher salt all over a pineapple for 30 seconds or so, then rinse it all off and slice up as usual. The chemical reaction of salt and pineapple makes it extra sweet (and not salty at all).–Taco Bell has beat us…
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Wake the Lakes “DIMWIT-ZZZZ-DUMB for the Week” 6-15-23
–Baking bread basically involves creating a rich and warm environment for a species to thrive and then initiating a mass extinction event. –Amazon’s most shipped item is a cardboard box. –The sentence “Don’t objectify women” has “women” as the object of the sentence. –Chris Hemsworth is best known for playing a character who throws weapons…
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