Wake the Lakes “DIMWIT-ZZZZ-DUMB for the Day”

–Because of the word, “indescribable” everything can be described.

–Salt is the only rock that is socially acceptable to eat.

–If you’re being chased by a serial killer,  you’re both running for your life.

–Earth is a wet rock that has been sitting for so long, stuff has started to grow on it.

– A person standing in front of you is technically the person standing the farthest away behind you.

–Lightbulbs were such a good idea that they became a symbol for a good idea.

–If you’re wearing noise-canceling headphones and someone has to wave at you to get your attention, you have gone from being voice-activated to being motion-activated.

–If money is the root of all evil, then why do they keep asking for it in church?

–CPR can be performed to the beat of either the Bee Gees’ “Staying Alive” or Queen’s “Another One Bites the Dust” …depending on whether you are optimistic or pessimistic.