Wake The Lakes Moron Lawbreaker for the Week: “Two Men arrested for robbing AT&T Store after one left own phone”

Two men in Oklahoma robbed and ransacked an AT&T store there, stealing a bunch of phones and chargers, but they didn’t leave with all the phones. Cops responded to a tripped alarm at the AT&T store and found the window broken and the store destroyed. Many phones were stolen but there were some found on the floor that employees said didn’t belong to them. Moments after police left, a man named Dillon Slack walked in and said he left his phone there and wanted to retrieve it. Workers told him the phone wasn’t there and then called the police. Officers returned to the area and found the Jeep that workers described and questioned the two men inside. Slack initially told officers his name was Matt Damon, but they checked him out and learned his real name. The other man with him was his father, David McCollough.  Slack ultimately admitted to the burglary, but said his father remained in the Jeep the whole time. They were both arrested on burglary and false impersonation charges.