Tag: Moron Lawbreaker of the Week

Wake the Lakes Moron Lawbreaker for the Week: “Indiana man sets car on fire to deter car thieves” 

An Indiana man, fed up with car thieves targeting his vehicle and the items inside, tried to teach them a lesson — by setting his own car on fire.  26-year-old Austin Bristoe was arrested and charged with arson for setting fire to his 1998 Buick. Police arrived at the scene to find Bristoe standing next…
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February 21, 2023 0

Wake The Lakes Moron Lawbreaker for the Week: “Florida leaves debit card on counter of convenience store he broke into”

A Florida man was arrested for breaking into a gas station convenience store after cops found his debit card left behind by the cash register.  Police in Palm Coast responded to the store after its alarm went off in the middle of the night. They arrived to find the front door unlocked and a debit…
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February 14, 2023 0

Wake The Lakes Moron Lawbreaker for the Week: “Canadian Woman Armed with Firecracker Wanted A Pizza”

A Canadian woman was arrested after going to some unbelievable lengths to get a pizza.  Police in Winnipeg, Alberta say the 31-year-old walked into a restaurant holding a firecracker and demanded pizza. Workers refused to serve her and she responded by lighting the firecracker inside the restaurant. Luckily no one was hurt. But in the…
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February 7, 2023 0

Wake the Lakes Moron Lawbreaker for the Week: “San Diego man parks stolen car, falls asleep in front of Police Station”

A San Diego man was arrested after he stole a car, parked it in front of the police station, and then fell asleep in the driver’s seat. Cops with the San Diego Traffic Division noticed a car parked in a handicapped spot and saw a man sleeping behind the wheel. A check of the license…
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January 31, 2023 0

Wake The Lakes “Moron Lawbreaker(s) for the Week

Three New York men are behind bars on drug charges after one of them called 911 to snitch on the other two.  Troopers in Pennsylvania say they received a 911 call from 30-year-old Sauigi Wang who told the dispatcher that there were two people in his car with marijuana and they wouldn’t leave. He then…
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January 24, 2023 0

Wake The Lakes “Moron Lawbreaker for the Week”

A Florida man saved cops the trouble of taking his mugshot — by leaving his phone, complete with a smiling selfie, at the scene of an assault he committed. Jaihmereun Short and an accomplice allegedly lurked behind a trailer waiting for someone to cross their path, and wound up finding two men returning from a…
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January 3, 2023 0

Tuesday Moron Lawbreaker of the Week: “After not getting notified, PA man shoots up Little Caesers”

A Pennsylvania man who was unhappy with his “Pizza Pizza” order decided to show his disappointment by shooting up the Little Caesars branch that he felt shorted by. William Pabon allegedly called the location twice to check on an order he thought was late, and when he wasn’t satisfied with the customer service, he picked…
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December 27, 2022 0

Wake the Lakes “Moron Lawbreaker for the Week”: Man Calls Police More Than 2,000 Times to Insult Them”

Calling police more than 2,000 times in nine days just to call them explicitly bad names will get you arrested — at least in Japan.  Police say they received 2,060 angry phone calls between September 30th and October 8th (that’s roughly 229 calls per each of those 9 days or so) from a 67-year-old man…
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December 20, 2022 0

Wake The Lakes Moron Lawbreaker for the Week: “Texas Woman Arrested Smuggling Spider Monkey In Box She Claimed Held Beer”

(Brownsville, TX)  —  A Texas woman is under arrest after attempting to smuggle an endangered spider monkey in a box that she claimed held beer.  The woman attempted to enter the U.S. from Mexico back in March, with officers noticing a wooden box with holes in her car.  The woman said it was beer she…
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December 6, 2022 0

Wake The Lakes “Moron Lawbreaker for the Week”: Florida man blames car problems on ‘paranormal activity’

A Florida man was pulled over recently after cops noticed he was driving a car with only two tires, which he later blamed on “paranormal activity.”  Cops stopped 29-year-old Andres Orjuela-Montealegre on Interstate 75 when they noticed his vehicle’s hazard lights were on and he had only two tires. The driver told police that someone…
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November 29, 2022 0