Wake the Lakes “DIMWIT-ZZZZ-DUMB for the Day”
–Ouija Boards say “Ages 8+.” So, you have to be 21 to drink, but can summon the dead at age 8. –When you buy a bigger bed, you have more bed…room, but less bedroom. –The trees cut down to make Jenga Blocks are repeatedly forced to relive their own death. –The only thing separating you…
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